Night vale aquarium is open

Fish-mom and Aquarium owner Ali Price.
Don't call me Alice.

Trigger warnings for drugs and alcoholism, most of which is untagged.

thelovelyseas:

Male Yellowheaded Jawfish, Opistognathus aurifrons, incubating clutch of eggs in his mouth in a coral reef in Palm Beach, Florida by Michael Patrick O’Neill

Track: What's My Age Again?
Artist: Blink 182
Album: Enema Of The State
Plays: 386

outofnightvale:

alicepriceofnv:

outofnightvale:

Moist von Lipwig is like my favorite name.

Thank you.

Also that joke.
'I'm Moist.'
'Oh I'm dreadfully sorry let me get you a towel.'

Fuck yeah.

My favorite part of the Lipwig books is the bit where a lady is saying about the curse in the Post Office.
" ‘It lives under the floor boards and drives you mad. Maaaaaaaaaaaaad,’ she said as if loathe to give up the syllable. "

outofnightvale:

Moist von Lipwig is like my favorite name.

Thank you.

The point of the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

justcallmebooker:

the point of pouring a shit ton of ice water over yourself is because when one suffers from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS) one of the effects the disease has is a numbness throughout the body, as well as struggling to breathe, and both these are meant to temporarily happen when doused in freezing water. It’s to raise awareness of what ALS feels like and encourage donations towards research and cures.

Thank you
[actually pays to get into the aquarium this time. just sort of wandering and staring at things.] --Finn
Anonymous

strex-hasnt-killed-me-yet:

alicepriceofnv:

strex-hasnt-killed-me-yet:

alicepriceofnv:

*one of the tanks has Ali slowly cleaning things underwater she looks half dead really*

What? [shamelessly helping stringy bits of cheese into his mouth] No I don’t think so? Usually of things were people it was easier to get it over I guess or..if there was something I should probably have been doing instead of eating? I used to be busy.

*Still staring*

Just. Wow that’s impressive. Wish my mouth was big enough to do that.

[noticing the staring now. he sort of shamefully stares back and slowly anchors the rest of the stupid cheese into his mouth.] Sorry. Um. [He starts looking for something—anything—else to look at where are the fish when you need them?]

*laughs, then mimics his mouthful to make it less awkward - a lot of cheese and sauce is all over her face*

Nah. See? It’s cool.

william-petrisous-and-others:

……I’ve nearly done that once.

[actually pays to get into the aquarium this time. just sort of wandering and staring at things.] --Finn
Anonymous

strex-hasnt-killed-me-yet:

alicepriceofnv:

strex-hasnt-killed-me-yet:

alicepriceofnv:

*one of the tanks has Ali slowly cleaning things underwater she looks half dead really*

I suppose. [half the second piece is gone in one bite Finn you monster] 
Haven’t done too much lately though. I ended up selling lots of my instruments..

*stares at him* H o l y shit Finny are you part whale shark?

What? [shamelessly helping stringy bits of cheese into his mouth] No I don’t think so? Usually of things were people it was easier to get it over I guess or..if there was something I should probably have been doing instead of eating? I used to be busy.

*Still staring*

Just. Wow that’s impressive. Wish my mouth was big enough to do that.

ichthyologist:

shark weak

rneerkat:

“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”

[actually pays to get into the aquarium this time. just sort of wandering and staring at things.] --Finn
Anonymous

strex-hasnt-killed-me-yet:

alicepriceofnv:

strex-hasnt-killed-me-yet:

alicepriceofnv:

*one of the tanks has Ali slowly cleaning things underwater she looks half dead really*

Sorry..No good for much of anything really. Sorry. [grabs another piece of pizza, perfectly ready to eat away his problems the muffintops are already there who cares]

Nah its fine.
You can do music though. Music is good.

I suppose. [half the second piece is gone in one bite Finn you monster] 
Haven’t done too much lately though. I ended up selling lots of my instruments..

*stares at him* H o l y shit Finny are you part whale shark?

[actually pays to get into the aquarium this time. just sort of wandering and staring at things.] --Finn
Anonymous

strex-hasnt-killed-me-yet:

alicepriceofnv:

strex-hasnt-killed-me-yet:

alicepriceofnv:

*one of the tanks has Ali slowly cleaning things underwater she looks half dead really*

Yeah.. [swallowing a great mouthful of weird Night Vale pizza but the weird Night Vale cheese is fucking stringy and getting all over the place Finn has never looked more like a gross dude bro] ..No swimming, no diving, no running, no sports in general those tire me out, no excessive crying, no sleeping on my stomach really, no staying in the shower too long without the fan on or the steam makes me dizzier than when I’m hammered, I can’t hit a high note very well any more, and I think that’s about it?

*is okay. Ali looks pretty much the same*
Fuck. Yeah that’s kinda extreme wow. Pity you’re not gill-y like me or we could’ve gone for a bit of a swim.

Sorry..No good for much of anything really. Sorry. [grabs another piece of pizza, perfectly ready to eat away his problems the muffintops are already there who cares]

Nah its fine.
You can do music though. Music is good.

[actually pays to get into the aquarium this time. just sort of wandering and staring at things.] --Finn
Anonymous

strex-hasnt-killed-me-yet:

alicepriceofnv:

strex-hasnt-killed-me-yet:

alicepriceofnv:

*one of the tanks has Ali slowly cleaning things underwater she looks half dead really*

[the marine biologist you wish your marine biologist could smell like]
[head shaking and a bit of talking with pizza in his mouth] ..Mm, no. Don’t have the lung for it. I can’t swim.

Oh. Yeah that is definitely. A thing which makes it difficult.

Yeah.. [swallowing a great mouthful of weird Night Vale pizza but the weird Night Vale cheese is fucking stringy and getting all over the place Finn has never looked more like a gross dude bro] ..No swimming, no diving, no running, no sports in general those tire me out, no excessive crying, no sleeping on my stomach really, no staying in the shower too long without the fan on or the steam makes me dizzier than when I’m hammered, I can’t hit a high note very well any more, and I think that’s about it?

*is okay. Ali looks pretty much the same*
Fuck. Yeah that’s kinda extreme wow. Pity you’re not gill-y like me or we could’ve gone for a bit of a swim.

[actually pays to get into the aquarium this time. just sort of wandering and staring at things.] --Finn
Anonymous

strex-hasnt-killed-me-yet:

alicepriceofnv:

strex-hasnt-killed-me-yet:

alicepriceofnv:

*one of the tanks has Ali slowly cleaning things underwater she looks half dead really*

[hella timeskip to prevent these dumbass nerds from ruining the conversation anymore on the way over don’t question it just let it happen look behind you now at me now behind you now back at me this isn’t an All Spice commercial look back at me Finn’s eating that pizza you wish your pizza could smell like] 

*best timeskip and I read that as Ali Spice commercial*

…. you ever dived before?

[the marine biologist you wish your marine biologist could smell like]
[head shaking and a bit of talking with pizza in his mouth] ..Mm, no. Don’t have the lung for it. I can’t swim.

Oh. Yeah that is definitely. A thing which makes it difficult.

*curled up on Hardy's doorstep in the morning half frozen because the desert is a cold place at night*
alicepriceofnv

nightvaleprivateclinic:

alicepriceofnv:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

- [Sighs and takes inside.] -

- What do you think I should have done? You asked me to go. -

*shivering, breaths hitching and eyes watering*

I… know. And. I’m trying. I have been trying. So. Hard. To make up for it. And I’m not. I wasn’t trying to. Say you should be doing anything.
But. I just… couldn’t deal with it. After everything last night. I just. I needed to pretend. That things were okay again. And I’m sorry.

*wipes eyes stupid itchy blurry watery eyes*

- ……………………. I wish things were okay again. -

… will you let it be?
Can you help. Me. Make it better?

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