Night vale aquarium is open

An Indie OC RP blog of the Night Vale verse;
Accepts M!A's, Mun is 23.

Ali's Aquarium is both TARDIS-like and will always have enough food. These M!A's are irreversible.
Has three anti M!A cookies.

Trigger warnings for drugs, alcoholism, and considerable discussion with a friend suffering sexual abuse and rape.

verafyr:

eggrolli:

news coverage of David Bowie’s arrest in 1976 for felony pot possession (x)

mega babe

is it weird i like his teeth

/ [txt] aaaAll/li i ? /
ask-doctor-brandon

ask-doctor-brandon:

alicepriceofnv:

[txt] …. Levi?

[txt] hy emmy rfenmd siat’n chebk hhpn

[txt] you’re v e r y drunk
[txt] I don’t understand what you’re saying

/ [txt] aaaAll/li i ? /
ask-doctor-brandon

[txt] …. Levi?

[txt] thank fucking god you're alive Doc
alicepriceofnv

nightvaleprivateclinic:

alicepriceofnv:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

[txt] i will believe youre thanking god when i see you in church young lady

*grinning*

Nahhh you love it really. And it’s not like I even have expensive tea.

It’s probably more appreciated as a historical celebration than in my low-class American mouth anyway.

- The historical celebration aGAINST MY PEOPLE -

*sticks out tongue. Super mature adult right here.*

Like you guys wanted the moody teenage country anyway.

[txt] thank fucking god you're alive Doc
alicepriceofnv

nightvaleprivateclinic:

alicepriceofnv:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

[txt] i will believe youre thanking god when i see you in church young lady

- The amount of times people have threatened my tea. I’m going to have to get insurance. -

So all tea is yours now is it?

- Well yes. Haven’t you learned anything from history. We didn’t colonize the world for this insolence. -

*grinning*
Nahhh you love it really. And it’s not like I even have expensive tea.

It’s probably more appreciated as a historical celebration than in my low-class American mouth anyway.

I think I would actually sit through a Sunday service quietly and respectfully if Hardy asked me to and I could sit next to him.

[txt] thank fucking god you're alive Doc
alicepriceofnv

nightvaleprivateclinic:

alicepriceofnv:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

[txt] i will believe youre thanking god when i see you in church young lady

- I don’t know why you did this but I’m going to blame Aster. -

*laughing*
I think I was trying to be funny.
Actually haven’t seen Aster in ages…

- The amount of times people have threatened my tea. I’m going to have to get insurance. -

So all tea is yours now is it?

[txt] thank fucking god you're alive Doc
alicepriceofnv

nightvaleprivateclinic:

alicepriceofnv:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

[txt] i will believe youre thanking god when i see you in church young lady

- ……………………………… -

I don’t know, alright? Like I said it got hazy in the afternoon and I’m just making an educated guess.

Least I didn’t set off any fireworks. I’m 80% sure I didn’t set off any fireworks. But the next day I did find a teabag in an empty fish tank with the word harbor scrawled badly on the glass with Sharpie.

- I don’t know why you did this but I’m going to blame Aster. -

*laughing*
I think I was trying to be funny.
Actually haven’t seen Aster in ages…

facina-oris:

ARISTOCRAZY FALL/WINTER 2014

xigbar:

softhardgrunge:

swarnpert:

when someone kills u and then taunts

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HOW WOULD YOU KNOW SOMEONE’S TAUNTING YOU WHEN YOU’RE DEAD??????????

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sixpenceee:

avampireandagentleman:

sixpenceee:

SEA ANEMONE RUNNING AWAY FROM STARFISH

You can watch the original video here

Starfish are the slow moving predators of the sea, they can present a lot of danger to the anemone and other immobile sea creatures. 

IE: Patrick mets Spongebob’s favorite porn star.

nova-arcania:

gokuma:

stunningpicture:

Dressed up like Slender Man to scare kids tonight, met a mini me.

That is adorable

bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

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