Night vale aquarium is open

Fish-mom and Aquarium owner Ali Price.
Don't call me Alice.

Trigger warnings for drugs and alcoholism, most of which is untagged.

dauntlessdaughterofmary:

tastefullyoffensive:

[noobtheloser]

i kept scrolling to find out it was all just a back story for this gif

ohdakuwaqa:

The Shark Tooth Fairy quits!

[ringing Hardy noises]
alicepriceofnv

nightvaleprivateclinic:

alicepriceofnv:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

- Yes? -

- Good. Good. -

Yeah. It was just the one bottle. 

Can I come over maybe or were you sleeping?

- I was but of course. -

Thank you. 
[car starting noises]

❝ …and the renewed shock had nearly made him spill his drink. He drained it quickly before anything serious happened to it. He then had another quick one to follow the first one down and check that it was all right. ❞

- ― Douglas AdamsThe Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (via hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy)

autisutekh:

luv this zombie

[ringing Hardy noises]
alicepriceofnv

nightvaleprivateclinic:

alicepriceofnv:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

- Yes? -

- I see. It’s gone now? -

The bottle and its contents are smashed in the gutter across the road. 

There’s probably some alcohol still on the surface but I am probably not stupid enough to lick asphalt and broken glass to get to it. 

- Good. Good. -

Yeah. It was just the one bottle. 

Can I come over maybe or were you sleeping?

[ringing Hardy noises]
alicepriceofnv

nightvaleprivateclinic:

alicepriceofnv:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

nightvaleprivateclinic:

- Yes? -

- Wasn’t planning on getting alcohol or wasn’t planning on telling me? -

Neither. I didn’t go out to get alcohol I wasn’t. I wasn’t planning to get alcohol I just wasn’t thinking.

- I see. It’s gone now? -

The bottle and its contents are smashed in the gutter across the road. 

There’s probably some alcohol still on the surface but I am probably not stupid enough to lick asphalt and broken glass to get to it. 

iamjard:

Actors are the only artists that could perform for free and you wouldn’t even know you were getting a show. it’s called lying

[text] hey ali can i ask you something --Finn
Anonymous

strex-hasnt-killed-me-yet:

alicepriceofnv:

strex-hasnt-killed-me-yet:

alicepriceofnv:

[txt] sure what’s up

[txt] woah weird me neither
[txt] i mean mainly because i leave my house like never but hey
[txt] but yes
[txt] how about that

[txt] yeah I’ve been a bit of a brown recluse spider myself
[txt] its probably easier to be sober in a place with no drugs or alcohol though so there’s that

[txt] yeah probably
[txt] just drink some apple juice and watch like Paranorman or something

[Txt] ew apples
[txt] but yeah you’ve got a good point
[txt] soda and movies = best thing for distraction

camwyn:

Teeny tiny baby bobtail squid, being raised by the scientists at the University of Connecticut! Check out their experiment.com page- they’re still funding the experiment for the next eleven days. They’re trying to determine how these squids’ immune system accepts luminescent bacteria as symbiotes rather than other, harmful bacteria, which I think is pretty neat.

[text] hey ali can i ask you something --Finn
Anonymous

strex-hasnt-killed-me-yet:

alicepriceofnv:

strex-hasnt-killed-me-yet:

alicepriceofnv:

[txt] sure what’s up

[txt] ok
[txt] doesnt hurt to say things anyway i guess?
[txt] sorry

[txt] thanks Finny
[txt] you don’t need to apologize though
[txt] yeah so I don’t have any alcohol in my house how about that

[txt] woah weird me neither
[txt] i mean mainly because i leave my house like never but hey
[txt] but yes
[txt] how about that

[txt] yeah I’ve been a bit of a brown recluse spider myself
[txt] its probably easier to be sober in a place with no drugs or alcohol though so there’s that

femboss:

did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?

[text] hey ali can i ask you something --Finn
Anonymous

strex-hasnt-killed-me-yet:

alicepriceofnv:

alicepriceofnv:

[txt] sure what’s up

[txt] I was meaning as a preemptive apology/explanation of why I may be less than amicable sometimes in the near future

[txt] ok
[txt] doesnt hurt to say things anyway i guess?
[txt] sorry

[txt] thanks Finny
[txt] you don’t need to apologize though
[txt] yeah so I don’t have any alcohol in my house how about that

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