Night vale aquarium is open

Fish-mom and Aquarium owner Ali Price.
Don't call me Alice.

Trigger warnings for drugs and alcoholism, most of which is untagged.

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Hi

I’m nervous about everything all the time. 

Yeah I know. I meant extra nervous about them though?

Kind of.

Sorry.

… is it a Miguel thing? 

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Hey Brandon!

No I don’t think it’s that big.

There’s more than one, Brandon.

The Pacific, Atlantic, Indian, Arctic and Antarctic. 
Oceans take up two thirds of the planets surface. 

THAT SOUNDS REALLY INACCURATE.

No? It’s not?

there is one ocean but different names for different regions stop telling lies
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Thank you so much for that I would never have known that. Pity you’ve not seen the meeting of the Atlantic and Pacific I’m sure that doesn’t look like a boundary at all it’s completely arbitrary

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Hi

H a h good. Good. 

Are you nervous of snakes?

I’m nervous about everything all the time. 

Yeah I know. I meant extra nervous about them though?

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Hey Brandon!

what the fuck where’s the ocean

Well. There’s part of it in California. But like. 
It stretches all the way to Asia from there. And like. On the opposite side of the US it’s there too and goes to Europe?

No I don’t think it’s that big.

There’s more than one, Brandon.

The Pacific, Atlantic, Indian, Arctic and Antarctic. 
Oceans take up two thirds of the planets surface. 

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Hey Brandon!

That’s where the ocean is?

No?

what the fuck where’s the ocean

Well. There’s part of it in California. But like. 
It stretches all the way to Asia from there. And like. On the opposite side of the US it’s there too and goes to Europe?

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Hi

S n a k e s are kind of. No. Thanks but n o .

Sure, if you don’t want to, I’m hardly gonna say you have to. 

H a h good. Good. 

Are you nervous of snakes?

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Hey Brandon!

Well yeah I don’t think ALL marine biologists live in California like there’s probably some for all kinds of land.

Wait what why California?

That’s where the ocean is?

No?

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Hey Brandon!

Movement. Okay.

Well like. There’s probably sand worms here too and I’m sure they’re interesting but not what we’re looking for just now.
Do you think I could be the marine biologist for things that don’t actually live in the water at all? That’d be cool.

Well yeah I don’t think ALL marine biologists live in California like there’s probably some for all kinds of land.

Wait what why California?

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Hi

I have never touched a snake before wow.

You know I have a snake, right? And it’s yellow and adorable? And you could pet him if you wanted?

S n a k e s are kind of. No. Thanks but n o .

Sure, if you don’t want to, I’m hardly gonna say you have to. 

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Hi

That’s good 

Definitely. 
Let me go over to his place and hug his snake as well. 

I have never touched a snake before wow.

You know I have a snake, right? And it’s yellow and adorable? And you could pet him if you wanted?

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Hey Brandon!

do you even know what they look like because I have no clue what we’re looking for

Not really but I’m 90% sure it starts with movement and then we’ll see it’ll be fantastic. 

Movement. Okay.

Well like. There’s probably sand worms here too and I’m sure they’re interesting but not what we’re looking for just now.
Do you think I could be the marine biologist for things that don’t actually live in the water at all? That’d be cool.

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Hi

There’s still next time.

Yeah. 
I didn’t drink much of it though. Only a bit. Only a few mouthfuls.
I started feeling fucking guilty and called Hardy. 

That’s good 

Definitely. 
Let me go over to his place and hug his snake as well. 

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That. I don’t… 

That sounds kinda creepy odd.

Do you want to go out with her?

well she watched me kill a man and didn’t flinch I think this is a once in a lifetime opportunity

Yeah. 

Well that’s. That’s good then. I’m glad. 

May I ask who she is? 

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Hey Brandon!

[ALSO SITS AND WOW YOU’RE SO EXCITED? WOW.]

Gonna be seeing sandfish this is the best day

do you even know what they look like because I have no clue what we’re looking for

Not really but I’m 90% sure it starts with movement and then we’ll see it’ll be fantastic. 

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